The WORST Things About Summer RANT

Hello friends,

This week has been pretty bad, weather wise. SUPER HUMID here in NYC for the past few days, and thankfully, it has cooled off.

I see a LOT of bad fashion in New York, despite it being one of the “fashion capitals” of the world. Women with clothes that show too much, way too tight, or just plain tacky.

One of the ways I pass my time while riding on the subway is to look around at what people are wearing. And since I’m usually sitting and reading, my eyes always gaze toward the floor, where I see bad things.

Ugly things.

Horrid things.

Like this…

As a matter of fact, I have a “photo album” of things like this called, “THE WORST THINGS ABOUT SUMMER.”

NYC has been cleaned up, but it’s still a dirty place. A place that nobody should be walking around in Flip Flops all day, that’s for damn sure.

I’ve seen feet that are super dirty from the Flip Fops being all worn down. Dry, cracked heels caked with street dirt.

Hell, I’ve even seen fools WALKING AROUND BAREFOOT.

Oh, and the bad foot fashion…

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? fat piggy toes stuffed in some horrid thong sandal/boot/jean eaters. With a birthday gift bag between her feet? WORST. BIRTHDAY. GIFT. EVER.

Oh and this…

Honey, if your footwear is CUTTING INTO YOUR FEET – STOP WEARING THEM. NOW.

Get a gander at this mess…

They are
1 – thong sandals
2 – boots
3 – UGLY

Why do they have chains dangling on them? Why does her pedicure match the pleather? Why is her big toenail so tiny? Barf.

At least the heel isn’t cut out too. The best part is that two teenaged girls spotted them before I did (I was trying to lose myself in the Metallica song I was listening to – ‘Enter Sandman”) and actually yelled out loud, “OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?”

And…
Yet another example of bad foot fashion. I’m convinced that this is the BIGGEST joke EVER played on women by the fashion elite.

WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? I CAN’T TAKE IT!

I have many other examples of ugly feet, Flip Flops, sandals, pedicures, what have you.

I could show you more, but I won’t.

Some of you may be eating.

Rest assured that you will NEVER see me offending anyone in this way. My feet aren’t horrible looking, but I hate nail polish, so when I get a pedicure I don’t get polish. Besides, I wear really cool sneakers all of the time anyway.

Enjoy your summer footwear! AND NO FLIP FLOPS!

Love,
Crystal