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Hey people, long time no see – here we are at the 90th Annual Oscars…my last RANT. I started writing for FOG! 10 years...
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Hey people, long time no see – here we are at the 90th Annual Oscars…my last RANT. I started writing for FOG! 10 years...
The time is 4:45 and I’m at my Homegirl Claire’s apartment (she’s got a big screen TV with stereo sound) where we’ve just begun...
I am completely gutted. 2016 can go fuck itself. First David Bowie, now Prince? It was 1986, I was working at Tower Sunset in...
Hello friends! First, I want to extend a big MEA CULPA for being so late with my RANT – I had a singing gig...
It’s the 2016 Grammy Awards! I had a show during this broadcast, so I asked my wonderful friend Claire to DVR it for me....
Written by DJ Crystal Clear It’s 1986, and I’m working at Tower Sunset (For all you kids out there, I’m talking about the world...
I HEARD YOU MISSED ME, I’M BAAAAAAACK! Hello followers, friends, and fans. It’s been a long time since I’ve RANTED – life got in...
By DJ Crystal Clear This is the one time I miss not having cable, because I would have been watching E! since 9 this...
Hello friends, long time no see! I missed the Grammys (I’m too old to care), and I will be back for the Oscars too. ...
Hey people! Here we are at the end of the road until the Tony awards. I’ve been super busy so I missed the red...
Hey people! I’m BAAAAAAAACK! Mea Culpa for missing the Golden Globes, but I had a long rehearsal for my Who tribute show the next...
Hey people! I’m so sorry for the delay, but for the first time in eons, I HAD TO WORK DURING AN AWARD SHOW! So...
I’m at my BFF Claire’s house to watch the awards because I don’t have cable anymore. She has a bottle of wine because we...
Rant by DJ Crystal Clear Tracey Morgan is pretty funny. Bruno Mars crushed it! Shania Twain came out of hiding to announce the winner...
Seth McFarlane comes out with guns blazing, and got Tommy Lee Jones to laugh straight away, took a good jab at the lack of...
Okay, I just got finished watching about an hour of the pre-game show on E! to see who dare to go against the dreaded...
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! It’s Sunday, January 13th, and its time for the first award show of the year, THE 2013 GOLDEN GLOBES! It’s...
HELLO DISCO CITIZENS! I’ve been away for a long, long while, dealing with my crazy NYC life, working on becoming a Rock Star, teaching...
OKAY, it’s 8:00 and there’s a half hour to go until the show starts! I decided to skip the usual 18 hours of pre-show...
Okay, so to TOTALLY skipped the 75 hours of RED CARPET COVERAGE on E! – mostly because I just could not sit through everyone...
Okay, okay, okay. It’s been two days, and you’ve already seen the game. I live in New York City, so I was surrounded by...
Okay, it’s 5:45 and I totally forgot about the damn COUNTDOWN TO THE RED CARPET coverage on E! I just turned it on to...
Hey kids! This has been a very crazy week, and it’s only Wednesday. It’s a beautiful and sunny 65 degrees here in NYC, but...
Hello friends! I’m writing to you from NYC – the day after our first WINTER STORM…IN OCTOBER! I was out in the slush for...