Be a ghost hunter!…or, at the very least you can look one. This kit contains everything you need to hunt down spectres and evil spirits:
Trifield Meter
Portable Motion Sensor
EVP Listener
Digital Local Remote Thermometer
Laser IR Thermometer
Deluxe Carrying Case to keep it all togetherSo, the next time someone complains that they are plagued by a “Bump in the Night” feel free to charge them gobs of money to take care of their problem…after-all, you aren’t afraid of no ghosts.
If you’ve never personally spotted Bigfoot, perhaps it’s just because he s been hiding behind the nearest tree! The legendary Bigfoot himself will make a surprise entrance in your yard as a highly detailed, quality designer resin sculpt designed to allow him to peek around your garden trees. Featuring hand-painted details to make passers-by look twice, don’t be surprised if the team from Finding Bigfoot ends up in your backyard!
A limited edition Xmas sweater (from the awesome Archie McPhee) that will surely make an impression at the company holiday party this year.
Spectacularly ill-fitting (which makes it perfect for an Ugly Sweater Contest) and comfy as all hell, this is going to end up being the one theme sweater you will be proud to wear around town.
If you’re the kind of person who believes that every mythical creature is walking/swimming/hovering above the planet RIGHT NOW, then this is the t-shirt for you.
Besides, it’s nice to wear your craziness on your chest where others can easily see it and therefore can avoid you.
The Cryptozoology Sticker Collection
People put all kinds of decals on their laptops, car windows, e-readers, etc. so feel free to slap The Jersey Devil, Gray Alien, Chupacabra, Mothman, Loch Ness Monster and Sasquatch anywhere you feel like (as long as it is a smooth surface).
It sure beats the hell out of those stupid family stick figure decals am I right?
UFO Abduction Metal Art Bookends
What better way to keep all your alien-themed books and/or movies organized than by sandwiching them between a sweet-ass metal bookend that showcases and alien abduction.
Handmade and designed by Knob Creek Metal Arts, these bookends are made from solid steel and are heavy enough to hold up your reading collection. Sold in a set of two pieces, finished in hammered black.
Dimensions are approx 6 1/2″ t x 6 1/2″ w x 4″ d.
Finding Bigfoot Adult Full Face Hoodie
The hunt for Bigfoot continues, but your mission to become Bigfoot? We’ve got that covered. Get the Finding Bigfoot Adult Full Face Hoodie and tromp around the forest scaring your friends. The soft brown hoodie zips up over your face with a mesh likeness to the ‘squash that is the subject of your search.
Your little one is already a hellspawn so why not stuff ’em in a bodysuit that proclaims them A Jersey Devil.
That should make the grandparents happy.
Thylacinus Cynocephalus Red Sepia Tote Bag
The thylacine was the largest known carnivorous marsupial of modern times and was known by the name Tasmanian tiger or the Tasmanian wolf. It became extinct in the early 20th century…or did it?
People who aren’t completely convinced of its demise believe that on silent nights out in the bush of Australia, Tasmania and New Guinea, you can still hear the lonely cry of the thylacine…then again, those people tend to drink a lot so perhaps they aren’t really all that reliable.
Regardless, this tote should help keep the the memory alive, as well as keep your bottles of booze from falling onto the ground.
The mystery of the Chupacabra (translated as “goat-sucker”) began in 1947 on the colorful isle of Puerto Rico. Beginning with the vicious deaths and draining of blood of various animals, including goats, the infamous Chupacabra mythos spread quickly throughout Latin America. Sightings stretch as far south as Chile, and as far North as Maine. While scientists often have alternate theories regarding the killings, no solid facts disproving the Chupcabra’s existence have been found.
So why not plop this plush toy into bed with your child and watch the emotional scarring begin.
A Pass to the International Cryptozoology Museum
Cryptozoology is the study of hidden or unknown animals. These are usually larger zoological species that, to-date, remain unverified by science, such as Yetis, Bigfoot, Lake Monsters, and Sea Serpents, as well as hundreds of other yet-to-be-found animals (cryptids) worldwide, but which compelling ethnoknown evidence has been collected for their possible existence. It also encompasses the study of animals of recent discovery, such as the coelacanth, okapi, megamouth shark, giant panda, and mountain gorilla.
The International Cryptozoology Museum™ (11 Avon St, Portland, ME 04101) has as its primary mission to educate, inform, and share cryptozoological evidence, arti-facts, replicas, and popular cultural items with the general public, media, students, scholars, and cryptozoologists from around the world.
This museum is the result of five decades of field research, travel, and dedication to gath-ering representative materials, native art, footcasts, hair samples, models, and other cryptozoological samples. Its director, Loren Coleman has moved his cabinet-of-curiosities collection featured on various cable programs on History, Travel, Animal Planet, SciFi, CNN, Fox, Discovery, ABC, NBC, CBS, BBC, CBC, and Boing Boing TV channels to downtown Portland, Maine. He and a dedicated battery of volunteers have opened the museum to the public on November 1, 2009, the world’s first cryptozoology museum.
Realizing that cryptozoology is a “gateway science” for many young people’s future interest in biology, zoology, wildlife studies, paleoanthropology, paleontology, anthropology, ecology, marine sciences, and conservation, the museum will fill a needed educational, scientific, and natural history niche in learning.Perfect for anyone who’s fascinated by weird stuff.
Another great plushie that will provide nightmare fuel to young people…God, this cryptozoology stuff is just awesome.
If you aren’t familiar with Mothman lore, it is believed that a large man-bird with piercing red eyes was seen in Point Pleasant, WV in the mid 60s and is somehow connected to aliens or as a portent to death (a belief that stemmed from the Silver Bridge collapse which resulted in the death of some 46 people), either way it has spooked people for decades and would look pretty neat in an infant’s crib.
