Ron Jeremy (and His Penis) Are in Critical Condition

TMZ reports that well endowed porn star Ron Jeremy is in critical condition and is being treated for an aneurysm near his heart.  He is currently being prepped for surgery.

Jeremy has appeared in over 2,000 X-rated movies including 21 Hump Street, Adventures of Buttgirl and Wonderwench, Against All Bods, All I Want For Christmas is a Gang Bang, Ally McFeal,Anal Princess Diaries 2, Best Little Whorehouse In Beverly Hills, Black Knockers 33, Booty Bang 9, Broadway Fanny Rose, Cheeks and Thong’s Up In Stroke, Coming In America, Dawg: The Booty Hunter, Dick-tation, Drivin’ Miss Daisy Crazy Again, Flintbones, For Your Thighs Only, Good Morning Saigon, Halloweenie, I Know Who You Did Last Summer, I’ll Have Another Butt Light, Mutiny On The Booty, Natural Born Thrillers, Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie,Party In The Rear, San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon, Sgt. Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang, Super Hornio Brothers, Terms Of Endowment, What’s A Nice Girl Like You Doing In An Anal Movie?, What’s Butt Got To Do With It, What’s The Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie and A Christmas Orgy.