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Netflix Goes On The Hunt for Barb

Everyone’s favorite underappreciated ginger sidekick is getting the love she so rightfully deserves.

On the eve of Halloween, Netflix has released a newsreel straight from the ‘80s, paying a small tribute to Barbara “Barb” Holland, the bestie with a car.

According to WYIZ, the local teen from Hawkins High went missing for several days.

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Barb was also noted to have friends other than Nancy Wheeler, who noted that the missing girl was “loyal to a fault to Nancy…the kind of girl who notices if you are wearing a new bra. And and someone who can really rock a pair of mom jeans. Or as we call them now, jeans.”

The grainy ‘80s-esque footage continue to show its love for the unloved Internet sensation by not only showing that people care and are looking for her, but by paying her compliment after compliment.

“Barb was last seen wearing a pink blouse, green pants, blue puffer jacket and an oversized pair of absolutely fantastic glasses.”

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The newscast continues to report on a vagrant tween who took off from a local grocery store with an unprecedented amount of waffles.

Season two of Stranger Things is already in production and is set to premiere next year.

 

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