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HUGE canceled, MIKE AND MOLLY gains strength


ABC Family has canceled its drama Huge after just one season. The show, starring Nikki Blonsky and Hailey Hasselhoff, followed teens at a summer weight-loss camp.

Huge drew an average 1.9 million viewers. ABC Family renewed its other summer releases Melissa & Joey and Pretty Little Liars. While Liars averaged the considerably greater 2.58 million viewers, Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence’s project got less at 1.65 million but has Clarissa and Joey Russo attached for a little semi-star power.

Meanwhile in the tiny world of fat people on TV, CBS’ Mike and Molly drew 11.12 million viewers in its Sept. 27 premiere, and increased its take last night to 12.29 million.

Being a Chuck Lorre sitcom, Mike and Molly is full of broad jokes – get it? This time the humor is aimed at heavyweights and already has included Molly OD’ing on diet pills and codeine. Rather than watch the show yourself, Movieline has compiled all of last night’s fat jokes.
Um, enjoy them after the jump?

“Have you lost some weight? When you bent over to tie your shoes your wallet didn’t look like it was trying to bust out of your ass.” — Mike’s partner

“I try to look every other way but that thing is in IMAX.” — Mike’s partner, on why he can’t help but notice Mike’s behind

“And for you, big and bountiful?” — Mike’s waiter

“I usually find more food than that under his chair.” — Mike’s waiter reacting to Mike’s uncharacteristically small order

“When it comes to bowling, you’re a chunky white Michael Jordan.” — Mike’s partner

“You were eating corn on the cob before you had teeth.” — Molly’s mother

“If I could eat just twelve [french fries], this shirt wouldn’t look like it was made in an awning store.” —Mike, on portion control

“Bring a bucket and a paint roller.” — Mike, on how Molly should prepare to apply his sunscreen

“Big Mike gets b*tchy when he’s hungry. Keep a Snickers bar in your purse.” — Mike’s waiter, to Molly

“The bowling alley is home court advantage for you. The only place you got left to shine is House of Pies.” — Mike’s partner

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